PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car